Hallucinations

Do you see what I see?

I've wondered a few times about them. What I would see, hear, feel, etc.

I have experience with hallucinations. Back in 2008, when I spent a month in the ICU in Halifax (with the best nurses I've ever had - plus Tara) my bed was no ordinary bed.

This is huge. This will blow you away.

My "bed" was actually part of a train.

I wasn't the conductor or anything else of importance; my bed simply became one with the train.

Here's how it went down:

I closed my eyes and my bed made a mechanical sound (you know that sound a bed makes when it's turning into a train), backed up onto the rails and linked in with the rest of the locomotive.

I opened my eyes and my bed would detach itself and come to a halt back in my room.

That train just flew.

Where's that train now? I could really use it to go home for a visit.

I've heard stories.

About birds, animals, people with heads but no bodies (ahem, Mark), invisible people, pink elephants, spiders, etc. 

I draw the line at creepy stuff. That's just not okay.

Somebody needs to make a call.

Here's the plan.

If I'm seeing creepy stuff, grab the nearest knock-you-into-next-week drug and shoot it into my IV.

If there's nothing available, and you can't find a nurse to blackmail, then grab the nearest baseball bat (cause they're all over the hospital) and be ready to destroy any and all things creepy in my room.

I don't care if you annihilate the entire room. Just make sure those spiders don't crawl on my bed.

Hey, why do I hear scratching at the door? In the walls?

Wha??? How did these dingos get in my condo???

And why are they blue???

Wait, am I hallucinating now?